Malawi
is a country obsessed with sex. Other people's sex, that is.
Otherwise
how does one explain the crowds that flocked to watch a phantom locked
up couple at Gemini Building in Lilongwe? How else would we account for
the rabid homophobia that afflicts the majority of the population?
Indeed how else would we explain our voyeuristic appetite for photos of
Malawian lovers in various poses of sexual gratification.
My advice is simple: go and have your own steamy sex. Yes, go ye seek thy own orgasm.